Once there was a retired pirate who went to visit his brother. He knocks on the door, his brother comes out and says, "Oh my gosh, what happened to your hand !?!
The pirate said - "I lost it in a sword fight, but now I have a hook."
"well what about your leg?" brother enquires.
-"a cannonball hit it, but now I have a peg leg."
Then the brother said, - "So tell me, what happened to your eye?"
-"just a little dust...", the pirate answers.
-"How could you lose your eye by just getting some dust in it?"
-"It was my first day with my hook!"